She's single... She's shapely... She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work thisevening.
I was surprisedwhen she walked across the street, up mydriveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, andhave sex tonight. Are you doing anything?”
Iquickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!