My mom forwards me jokes and most of them are what you expect them to be - the fifth go around. But invariably there are the little gems that I enjoy receiving in my inbox.
It dawned on me that instead of contributing to the chain I would start sharing them here.
A TOUCHING LOVE STORY...
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."